Online Dating Sites Are Better Rendezvous

Ill take you through some of the events that went down with this girl I met on online dating sites. Her name is Sherene.. We met on one of the free online dating sites about 3 weeks prior to the actual physical date, and had been messaging each other frequently. We finally decided wed take it to the next level and go do something fun.

On that day, I picked her up around seven at her place, she wasnt readybut really, who didnt see that coming? Until she was ready, we made small talk about how neither of us had really tried online dating sites before, so this was a new experience for both of us. As we left her place, I looked down and happened to notice I had a shirt wiener now for anyone who doesnt know what that is, its when the bottom ends of your shirt are pulled through your open fly giving the impression that your wiener is made of fabric. What a great way to start my night with this girl I met on online dating sites. We both had a laugh, got into my truck and went to this awesome pizzeria not far from her place. What better way to ease into our first non online date.

Anyways, we ordered the food, and no sooner did we start eating, I drop my pizza, toppings side down, onto the floor. Heaven forbid We snickered a bit more, ate our food and decided to go get a few drinks to end this date night. We pull into a nice little local pub, order some wine and a few beers, and everything seems to be going great. Until it happened, I swear, the waitress had it out for me. As she brought us the appys we ordered, she accidentally dumped them onto my lap I jump, bumping the table, spilling the wine on my date, and making a large embarrassing scene. I paid, we left, and I feel our experience on online dating sites was better.

It seemed like the forces of nature were conspiring against me, doing everything they could to prevent me from ever seeing this girl again. So I get home from this totally catastrophic date the other night with this girl I met on online dating sites. However, we both were still laughing at the end of the night. I think well stick with online dating sites at least until we are ready for another not online dating night of hilarity.

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